Today I felt like starting up my secret laboratory, because it has been a while that my inner Dexter got some quality time doing experiments. But what to have Dexter do?
Hey Dexter, how about you take a look at this banged up compression bit and find out why it no longer cuts as crisp as it did two years ago! Dexter rushed off into the secret elevator and shushed into a even deeper, more secret part of the lab.
“Interestink”, I heard his excited voice echo from below, “It ish compelletally coverted in some brown spotty gue!”
“I will puut it unter ze super conducting secret microscope wiz ze Instant Nanomilicrometer Camera I was gifted by my good friend Zeff Jezos to get an even better look at zis mysterious material that seems to grow from ze metal surface of zis poor entmill!”
The elevator flashed up and Dexter zipped out, a genius twinkle in his eyes.
“It vill be extremely difficult”, he said with his chin up and his eyes closed, “Buuut I vill give it my bestest trye”. His eyes flickered open, his pupils went Puss in boots and his finger pointed to something behind my back.
“I vill need zat!”
I looked in the direction of the finger and almost fainted.
Fathers Bat’leth??!! You cannot touch that, you have not even finished your basic Mok’bara training yet!! He will, kill us!
“Not ze Zat’let, you Deedeeclone, look behind it!”, Dexter dispaired, “How can ve share ze same brain!”
Even worse, that’s Mums magic box she hid behind Dads Bat’leth to show the punnishment it will bring upon us if we ever dared to play with it!! But Dexter was gone, rushing back to the lab with Mums magic box high above his head. Happy to doom us both.
I barely noticed the faint purring, followed by oooohs and aaaahs comming from the lab, while writing down my goodbyes to my loved ones. I spend a while curled up in the corner of my room, shaking like a leaf and was just hugging my teddy bear for the last time, when Dexter tapped my back.
“LOOK” He was jumping up and down.
Stop jumping you murderer, I barked.
“No, I need to Jump to dry these pictures I made with ze Instant Nanomilicrometer Camera!”, he came to a stand still, looked at the pictures in his hand and smiled ear to ear. “LOOK”, he repeated and handed over the scientific evidence.
“Ve vill be for ever Young!!”, he cheered and ran off, leaving me with the pictures, still hugging Teddy. (For the last time)